Tales From The Psychiatric Clinic

So that loser has now become a real pain in my arse. Since then he has started messaging and calling me, all with the intention of trying to find out 'what' i am...as in an Indian or Malay, just because of my name. And he would usually text or call me at 10pm and eventhough i wouldn't answer or respond, the persistent bloody mongrel would just keep messaging. So the other day i told him off when he came for his appointment and i implicitly stated that i am not his friend so i don't want to receive any messages or calls unless it's about his medication.

But did that stop him???

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He actually messaged me and told me that he likes me! I find this all very odd cos most indian men are put off by indian women in a position of power and who talk down to them and i've been very very curt with him.

And now he's started sending me things that are just bordering on crazy (copied verbatim) :

SMS 1 : Rina, naturally i can search your biography because i am a universal hero. (I thought this sounded like a veiled threat, as in "I can find out things about you eventhough you won't tell me!". Dazzie found it all very funny ans has started calling me Rina! And he says he'll check the superhero registry to see if his claims are really true! *snort*)

SMS 2 : I am mr back to future so if you interest to join this mission back to future please contact our mission centre for further information improve. Thank you (You just know i'm tempted to tell him to go to a grammar class! Eeejit!)

It all seems quite funny i must admit but it's just bordering on harassment so i consulted my specialist who has now instructed me to remove him from the study. Yay! But i still have to see him face to face one more time to tell him...woe.....

I know he's probably not gonna stop harassing me so Dazzie has suggested i tell him i've changed numbers and give him Kelvin's instead...tee hee....me likey.....

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The other day another patient of mine jokingly asked me if he could ask me out for a drink :

Nanti saya call you malam nanti kita keluar minum ah (I will call you later tonight to go for a drink ok?)
Tak boleh (Cannot)
Kenapa? You ada boyfriend ka? (Why? You have a boyfriend ah?)
Ya (Yes)
Tipu! (You are lying!)
Kenapa you cakap saya tipu? (Why do you say that?)
Sebab you nampak gembira. Kalau ada boyfriend tentu tak gembira sebab boyfriend selalu kasi problem punya (Because you look happy? If you really had a boyfriend you wouldn't be happy cos boyfriends will always be nagging and cause a lot of problems)

LOL!!!!

Is this guy smart or what!