Kavi forwarded this to me.....this is just tooo funny!
- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
- Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
- If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
- Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
- Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
- They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
- A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris
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To put this blog post in Booby Rants context, you will need include your opinion on how bonkable is Chuck Norris.
8==D
No, that is not a smiley.
I think you're off by at least two = =
LOL!!!
As was telling my friend, i used to worship him when i was a wee little girl but i've ceratinly outgrown him.....isn't he old enough to be someone's grampa now????
Chuck Norris's jizz can dissolve metal and remove tattoos. So you better keep away from him, Saby.
Mr Bananas i have to say i do find it disturbing that u know so much about chuck norris' jizz!
Some more CNF:
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
I love those creative things people make up, but I don't like the real person Chuck Norris. He's very pro Republican and anti Obama, very conservative, usually against gay rights of any sorts. They call him the right wing sock puppet. Anyway, one is the real person and one is a fictional online persona. I like the latter one :)
Really??? That is soo sad. What is it with these 'proclaimed' macho men and their phobia of homosexuality??? I just dont get it
Tom Cruise invented pink??? Hahahahahahahah. Too funny!
Hahaha. The toilet paper one is hilarious. I used to be a fan to but outgrew him as well. Along with Van damme and seagal.
Oh i was never a seagal fan...always found him to be a bit too expressionless!
Forget about Chuck Norris . Checked out his sons Eric and Mike :) !
Ooh i didn't know he had sons...are they yummy??? Must check em out :p
Oh by the way i dont know why but i'm having trouble linking to your posts (See Fellow Porn Stars on left sidebar)
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