The Problem With Men With Tiny Penises

I don't know why but i seem to keep meeting men who have huge huge egos

Actually wait....i do know why i'm meeting them...it's becasue i despise them so much that i keep somehow attracting them to me. And then i get all worked up while attempting to have a conversation with these morons cos i get soo pissed off at how arrogant they are and more so, how they view and treat their women

I mean i find it absolutely shocking that at this day and age there are still morons who go around thinking that one sex is superior to another. And because they think that way, they actually think it's ok to treat their women like dirt.

I met a guy recently who used words like 'i am the leader of the house'; 'as the man, i must take the lead'; 'as the man, i must call all the shots'...blah blah blah

I tell you i wanted to bitch-slap him into oblivion.....

But of course he justified it all by admitting that he is an egotistical male chauvinistic pig

I mean what the hell did he want me to do? Congratulate him on the fact that he's able to identify that he is a total dumbshit who should be shot in the knee caps then burried up to his waist in a dessert somewhere so that the vultures can slowly eat his dumbass-face off???!

And you know what annoys me even more is the fact that most of these morons are nothings...that's right...as much as i'd hate to tag anyone in such a way, i have no choice but to use such a word if only due to their bad behaviour. I mean they might have looks and money, but most of them have the personality of a doorknob and can barely carry-on an intellectual conversation. They rely so much on all that wealth and success that most of them have completely neglected to work on their personalities....or their brains.

Or sometimes you get the absolute nothings....no proper job to speak of, no proper education, no materialistic wealth, are rude to people perceived to be beneath them such as waiters, has looks that could make a gremlin look like Brad Pitt, and a bastard personality...and yet they behave like they're God's greatest gift to women and go around bad-mouthing the women they've slept with. And then they cap it all off by insisting that they'd only marry virgins. I mean seriously la.....i'm not suggesting you take a closer look at yourself in the mirrror cos surely no mirror is that shatter-proof! But perhaps a few moments spent in self-reflection for you to fully realise the extent of your bastardness??

I've had the misfortune of going out for drinks with some of these morons (no doubt because i probably ran over a cat in my past life!) and about 1/2 hour in of painstakingly trying to have an intellectual conversation with an idiot who is only capable of talking about his job, his success, the car he drives, the car he wants to drive, how much money he'd like to make and how many girls are interested in him.....i start wishing i could change places with that cat in my past life!!!

I mean i'm sorry if this sounds...well for want of a better word....rude to men out there....but are there any men left who are capable of having an intelectual conversation?? Who can shift from movies and music to life and philosophy and travel and science and arts etc etc?? I mean i don't want someone who spouts Shakespeare and Faust but at least Pratchett and Salinger? :) And if anyone says gay men i swear i'll scream. I mean i love my gay friends, but none of them are likely to want to stick their tongues down my throat!

Why do men out there think that money and looks alone impress women? I mean just think about it, what is the point of having all that when you can't connect on an emotional and intellectual level with your partner? And what about the day when you lose your money and looks? Then what? Not only would we have to support your broke ass, but we'd also have to put up with a butt-ugly person who has absolutely no character. I swear there's this gorgeous retriever around my neighbourhood whom i'd rather date cos, hands down, he has more personality than 50% of the men i've met!

And really....if there was a guy who didn't have looks or money but had an amazing personality and didn't have such a tiny penis that he needs to exert his 'imagined' power over women, who do you think we'd pick?

We're not asking to be treated in a superior manner. Just treat us equally and in the exact manner you'd like to be treated. And work on your intellectual skills....trust me, after all the sex and looks and money are gone...that will really go a long long way

If all else fails, go for a penis enlargement....that goes a long long way too :)