Yes this is my life now that i have no time to write long, nonsensical, perverted posts but short nonsensical, peverted posts
:p
So i'm leaving for Miri, Sarawak at 5am (which is just 6 hours away) for caving at Gua Niah and the Miri Jazz Festival and as usual i have not packed at all!!
And the worst thing is with the extensive weight gain, packing takes soo much longer cos i have to try on each and every thing to make sure i can actually fit into them
Do you know the other day i actually tore a pair of pants while trying to fit my big butt into it???!! I shit you not! It was quite traumatic.....for the pants as well i'm sure
So since i'd rather not risk taking clothes that are too tight and risk having to walk around with a huge hole around my crotch*, i'm gonna have to try on everything!
I asked Prem if they'd mind me walking around butt nekkid but he suggested instead that i just wear the pillow covers...which is not a bad idea come to think of it :) Maybe i'll also tie the bedsheet round my neck like a cape! Heee........
* My arse has become soo huge that the material is all pulled to the back resulting in there being a high amount of pressure around the crotch area so if i breathe too much, that's the first place it rips**.
** Although i know most women live their lives holding their breath so that they look like they have washboards abs, it would be pointless to do that cos my big arse is a dead give away of my flab-ness!
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I was watching According to Jim last night and at one point his brother in law looked at his girlfriend and said "I'm tappin' that".
And would you believe what the Bahasa Malaysia translation was?
Saya menoreh getah itu (I'm tapping that rubber)
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
That reminded me of when i went to watch 101 Dalmatians with my mum in the cinema and the Bahasa Malaysia title that flashed on the screen was : Seratus satu bintik (101 dots)
And that really is just the tip of the iceberg. Malaysian cinemas and movies on the screen are quite notorious for their ridiculous translations!
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Letterman mentioned the other day about how a club is opening in New York which is for dogs!!!
That's right!
A club for dogs to go partying!!!
I mean what the mother is that about man??? You know the only 2 things that are gonna be happening there are butt-sniffing and humping.
What next? Clubs catering solely for barnyard animals to do the hoe-down???
Anyways i will be away till sunday so you guys have a great weekend :)
And now to start packing........*sigh*
4 months ago
12 comments:
Saby, you've got to walk around butt nekid, it's the only way of relieving the pressure. Your cha-cha needs air to breathe, you can't let if suffocate. I'd give it the kiss of life if necessary.
Oh you bad man!!!
What time shall i expect you over? *wink*
".....the only 2 things that are gonna be happening there are butt-sniffing and humping."
Add drunken vomiting to the list and that pretty well describes a typical UK club night.
Enjoy your holiday. Photos please on your return.
happy holiday Saby xx
Hey, butt-sniffing and humping, isn't that in every club the main thing? :P
Saby, get packin', or I come smackin', your sexy arse that is, so chop chop lovely miss ;)
Great post as always, made me chuckle, hehe..
Scurf : Butt-sniffing in UK pubs??? Really??? Hmmmmm.....i'll check his out for myself when i come over in 2012....it would be amazing to meet up with you then :)
And yes i promise to put up tons of pixx
Nurse : Thanks dear :p
MKL : Well truth be told, the arse could do with a bit of spanking...hahahahaha
Saby , the second scenario is hilarious :) ! The direct translation booper still happens till today .
I know!!!! It's just amazing isn't it! You would think they would have caught on by now!!! Hahahahaha. Dumbasses!
2012? That's a long way away. Do you have big plans? It'd be a hoot to meet you.
Me and my friends are planning a back-pacing trip across Europe and one of the stops is the UK cos my bro wants to go to liverpool while another friend wants to go to Manchester (football freaks).
It has to be 2012 cos i need to save up....but willl def keep you updated so that we can plan to meet up...would be soo soo cool!
Avoid London during the Olympics - I expect it'll be quite busy around then although perhaps you could introduce the new sport of back-pacing to the games :)
We were actually planning on coming during the olympics but as you say it will be too busy and prob too bloody expensive so we'll prob come towards the end :)
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