People Who Can't Bloody Confirm Their Attendance
As i mentioned in my previous post, i always organize trips for the group and a lot of the time i have to wait for weeks before some of them will confirm if they are coming or not...and that too after several emails and text messages bugging them for an answer.
I'm organizing a trip to genting this weekend for my brother's birthday and until now a few people have not had the decency to confirm! The problem is these morons don't understand how much trouble and work goes into planning, especially when it comes to accomodation where i need the NUMBER of people who are coming. So sometimes they confirm at the last minute and show up when there is not enough room or place for everyone to sleep comfortably. That then results in someone else (usually me or prem!) having to sleep on the couch or floor cos the latecomers will just park their asses in a comfy bed!
I don't know if it is just ignorance, selfishness or plain stupidity but either way it is a right Pain in My Left Butt Cheek!!
Or you invite them to a party and they RSVP late or not at all. I faced this situation last Xmas where a few people didn't bother to respond at all, or said they were gonna come and didn't, then didn't bother to even apologize for their bad behaviour. I really really want to bitch-slap your momma for sure la for raising you to be such a rude, socially-retarded bastard
People Who Don't Pay Up On Time
I bloody can't stand morons like these. I mean if you forget it's one thing, but purposely taking forever to pay then lying about paying is just asking to be bitch-slapped to kingdom come. Actually i'd like to bitch-slap your momma, once again, for bringing you up so badly!
Look i don't care if you have to sell your liver to get the money. I don't give a shit. If you can't bloody afford this shit then don't bloody hang out with us. Hang out with the rest of your trailer-park friends!
Beg, borrow, steal. That's what i always say. As long as i get my money and you stop the unjust abuse to My Left Butt Cheek!
Women Drivers
There! I've said it!
Common scenarios that make me want to reach for the wrench in the boot and smash their heads to bits with :
1) How they cluelessly cut into your lane, that too at the slowest speed ever! Nevermind that you're two seconds away from being an additional back-seat passenger in their car!
2) Their need to drive on the fast lane all the time, also at a very very slow speed, and no matter how much you flash at them, they refuse to get out of the freaking way cos they are to stupid to realise that they're annoying the hell out of people!
* I do realise that i seem to talk about my left butt cheek a lot but i will admit that like a mother with her children (or like Indian women with their sons), i prefer the left one to the right cos i tend to lean on it or towards it more. Perhaps it is slightly larger and therefore more cushy than the right one...i don't really know or care. It just feels more comfortable.
17 comments:
OMG, Saby, this was hilarious, haha. You really have to deal with morons a lot, poor you. Why don't you tell them, that stupidity won't be tolerated? Give them deadlines and if they miss them, they're out.
Oh, and that photo of you... are you crazy? Do you want men to faint in front of their computers? I nearly did, gosh. You look hot in that skirt and I hope the Malaysian government gave you licence to wear it. If not, I will need to file a complaint ;-)
Hahahaha...thank you luv but they're actually 3-quarter pants :p
My friend also suggested th deadline thingy but the problem with me is i tend to feel sorry for people too easily...a fact they know and take advantage of...so i usually give in in the end
And you know, i'm prob attracting it to me somehow since i seem to be facing it over and over again....hmmm....prob should change the energy i'm putting out there :)
Oh and was it a conscious effort on your part not to give your opinion on female drivers?? LOL!!! You have a deep desire to live i see....hahahahahaha
Damn, Saby, that's a great big sexy butt you've got! Let me know if it needs a good massage!
its not the energy ppl just like taking advantage of others - because ure too nice - n if u tell them off ure the nasty person - i used to have similar probs n it applies to payment as well - cant remember the number of times ive stopped asking ppl n just paid for them coz i feel bad i keep asking - yeah stupid me - i finally got sick of those ppl - n ive cut contacts with all - life has been so much nicer now ;p
n im gonna sound so racists to my own kind - but its usually our own ppl la - thank fully i dont travel overseas with any of these ppl - or i might have killed them - though i did have one gal who actually came on a trip with minimal cash n was trying to squeeze money from the org - i took over the accounts n at one point she told me - ure a horrible person ;p i was like yah now pay up ;p
oh forgot women drivers - theres the lame ones n the ones who have no courtesy - i hate the 2nd kind - they would cut your line any time - but u try to change lanes n they will refuse to give space - its even worse if its a 2 lane changing into 1 - they refuse to follow the left n right system - bloody painful ppl
i wudnt say all women drivers are a pain, but a high percentage of them are... (there, i've said it too)
wat's worse than them are those men driving big expensive cars who think they own the road or smtng. They park in 2 spaces, hog the fast lane while talking on their mobile, skip queues on the traffic light, etc...
i usually dont give them way, coz if they damage my car, it wudnt cost them a lot... but their shit expensive Merc wud need a very expensive "ketuk"
Hahah you know I secretly think that of SOME of the women drivers I've had to deal with on the road, but never had to courage to say so out loud lest my feminist badge be taken away from me...
I noticed with the super slow cars and stuff, it's usually really old people. Not always but most of the time. I have almost got into accidents by those people too.
Giving your left butt cheek a virtual slap from the good old US of A.
I find categorising driver skills by make of vehicle far more reliable than simple driver gender.
Without doubt the most selfish drivers drive BMWs. Volvo drivers are unaware of anything else on the road, particularly motorcyclists. Mercedes cars do not appear to have functioning turn indicators.
Drivers of French cars rather touchingly believe all cars last approximately five years before succumbing to the total and irreparable failure of all electrical components.
Audi drivers are above reproach.
I drive an Audi.
My mother taught me to drive and I am of course, an excellent driver.
Lurvvvve the photo.
Actually, the bigger the car, the worse the driver inside will be. I used to drive a kancil, and used to get bullied big time back then. I've since gotten something a bit bigger, but there's still not much difference. Bigger cars (like MPVs and certain luxury cars) and their drivers, male or female still do that scary driving into your lane without a signal thingy quite often.
GB : It definitely needs a massage GB but only from you *wink*
Visithra : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Babes i just love the way you put people in their places la! Hahaha
But thankfully ton is not a very close friend am for anymore events :)
And OMG i was just telling prem today bout these stupid women who never let you in...as if that would jeopardize their whole drive plan!
Kav : Oh yes i do that do. Hahahaha. I purposely go very close ti their cars and you should see how it freaks them out! Hee hee. Padan muka. Why drive a bloody big car when u can't handle it!
Boobs : Well think of it as a public service on our part to stop such blatant stupidity in our womenfolk :)
Ricardo : The left butt cheek thanks you kindly :)
King : You drive an Audi????!!! I love love love audis. I'm so jealous!
But i do notice that as well about these moronic Merc and BMW drivers...they bloody drive like their dads own the road and are always driving along the emergency lane. Eejits!
Terra : Oh i know what u mean. I drive a kancil and people try to bully me....like puhlease....big mistake dumbasses!
You have no need to be jealous my dear....
Vorspung Durch Technik
luckily there is a lot of surface space on ur left butt cheek for all that abuse.. maybe thats why ur so tolerant...
Scurf : Oh yes i remember reading that story...but an audi is still an audi luv!
MO : Hahahahahahahahah I bite you!!!!
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