This one is for the ladies, although feedback from the menlings is most welcomed
Say you start dating a guy, things start getting hot and heavy after a few dates, you end up in bed and then....you find out that the guy has a malfunctioning wiener!
Note 1 : Here of course a malfunctioning weiner refers to one which finds it very hard difficult to get hard or stay hard.
Note 2 : Yes it does seem like i'm referring to the penis as a separate person but let's face it....with some men their wieners seem to have (so much) more character than them and you'd rather be friends with it than the owner.
Note 3 : I actually had to google the word wiener cos i wasn't sure if it was spelt 'weiner', 'wiener' or 'weener'. I know some of you are thinking i probably could have used the term 'dick' and saved a lot of time, but i'm a lady......i don't use such language *snort*
So anyway if you found yourself in that situation...what would you do? Would you dump the guy or would you actually carry on with it?
I mean if he was a total bastard perhaps then the decision would be so obvious, but what if he turned out to be one of those rare men who actually had quite the personality and treated you like gold? I mean if you dumped him then, you would be the shallow woman who dumped the guy just cos he had a broken wiener. I mean that's kinda like dumping a guy cos he's got Down Syndrome or is retarded.
And yes i know there is viagra and everything but if he's not over 50 and needs to take it, that would truly be such a turn off, isn't it?
I am shallow-central i know but these things really matter you know.
Cos let me tell you to perfectionists like me, a malfunctioning weiner could well be my kryptonite cos nothing screams more of failure than that!
It is my personal opinion that such men should make every attempt to indicate their current 'state' to their prospective partners. The polite thing to do is of course tell the person before things get serious.
Now while i'm not expecting them to wear t-shirts that read "I Can't Get It Up", i wouldn't say no to them wearing a bracelet or something...you know like the ones the epileptics use....
I don't think that's asking for too much
So opinions please.....
4 months ago
38 comments:
The thing about ED is you have to look at frequency of occurrence and the fact that there are varying degrees of hardness anyway. I recently attended a talk by a doctor who noted that just 2 glasses of wine can technically cause ED. And there are loads of other reasons too. Also ED is actually an indicator of possible heart disease so I agree that the most important thing is to TALK about it.
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I seriously doubt any man would want to talk about their broken wieners babe. I mean most of them cant even verbalize simple things like where they like to be touched or what turns them on. Most of them still belong in the neanderthal age where all they can do is grunt!
It could be psychological, Saby. Have you seen the film Midnight Cowboy? Joe Buck couldn't get it up for this woman until she annoyed him by suggesting he was gay. If he can give himself a good stiffy he'll know it's in the mind. Have you tried grabbing hold of it and playing with it like a toy snake. If I were him I'd make you do that for half an hour...and talk dirty as well...and some other stuff.
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Women are much better than men (should I just stop there?) at confronting things like this. To men this is not just a physical or (more likely) psychological problem. It plays with their mind because it's all tied up with potency and masculinity. We all carry around psychological baggage of some sort or another. For some men unfortunately it just goes straight to their trousers.
You won't find a guy who will advertise this problem in the way you describe because that is going to prompt some sort of discussion and men, as you rightly say, simply don't talk about this sort of thing.
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Yee Wei, you're hilarious!
GB : No i have not watched it but i'm def gonna try and get it now!!
About playing with it fo so long....i dunno GB....even we women have our time limit you know...and since i'm so busy i really don't have the time to play with some guys flaccid wiener....unless he looked like Warrick Brown or actually was Warrick Brown, although i think if he were Warrick Brown this wouldn't be an issue at all!!!!
Yee Wei : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Scurf : "Women are much better than men.."
Agreed :p
And yes i think even if he were one of those guys who was actually good at communicating (read : talk about his feelings), i think when it comes to things like this they would just clam up cos they would feel emasculinated
Maybe they can just slip it in over lunch....briefly....
"How's the food? Is the chicken ok? Oh and FYI, my wiener is broken. More wine?"
See? Not too difficult right?
Boobs : AGREED!!!!!!
What's the point of talking about it if you're not gonna play with it, Saby? Talk is cheap. Where is the action?
Good point GB.....but all i'm saying is that i have a time-limit on my play time :p
hmmm.... this is a difficult one. I can't imagine being physically attracted to a man who suffers from ED. My relationships have always been predicated on sex and what turns me on is a man who starts to get hard when he's holding and kissing me.
So a lovely man who is perfect in all other respects except his ability to attain an erection would probably remain a good friend, not a lover. I don't tend to have one night stands so after a few meetings with someone I form an impression about whether or not the sex will be HOT.
Since Stephen died I have not been interested in forming another relationship, I have a busy life and enough good friends. I'm still interested in having sex again one day though, so erectile function would be a prerequisite
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Nurse : Nurse dear being a recent reader and admirer of your blog, i have to admit i was unaware of such a tragedy in your life. My heartfelt condolences! It is terrible indeed that you had to go through such a thing and i hope you will heal in time (I do know this is not the point of your comment but i guess i am just shocked that i never knew you went thru such a thing)
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Kav : LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Saby, it's embarrassing to talk about that problem same as some women, who can't get an orgasm don't wear a shirt "I can't come" or if her vajayjay has strong odor, who's open about that? Keep in mind, men also have to endure a lot sometimes to please the lady and not everything turns out the way the ladies make us believe ;) If the tool doesn't work, one needs to try to fix it. If can't it's sad, but what to do? Is there anything these days that can't be fixed? ;)
Anyone knows how ED feels like?
Is the person all turned on and breathing heavy but the flag at half mast, or is the person not even properly turned on?
MKL : I totally get where you're coming from babes....there is already a lot of expectation(s) and performance anxiety to have to worry about, so having to also worry about not being able to perform could well contribute as well to the umm....half mast situation
Also......is it frustrating for guys to be with a woman who can't come?
Yee Wei : Well from a woman's point of view/experince, the guy is very very turned on and moaning and writhing in ecstacy but his thingy just keeps going soft...so you have to start all over again or rather just keep going and going and going while praying to god that it bloody stays hard enough to get to the final 'act' or that god blesses you with enough patience so you're not tempted to reach for the lamp on the table to hit this guy over the head with!
I can't speak for every guy, but for me it would be, because I'd ask myself if it's maybe my problem.
Well....in some cases, yes...there are men out there who need a bloody vaginal-map cos they don't bloody seem to know what or where they should be doing stuff. And then there are those who behave like they just hit puberty and practically attack you, causing more pain and discomfort than anything else. Needless to say, all these will barely get the women even close to climaxing
But from someone who 'suffers' from such a problem (there i've said it), it mostly due to the fact that we either think too bloody much about every single damn thing that is going on, or we feel guilty cos jesus always seems to be present with us in the bedroom (or rather in our heads). My mum tends to be there a lot too telling me over and over "Your body is the temple of the holy spirit and you should not desecrate the sanctity of it..."
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Saby, yeah, many sexual problems are caused in the head, so we can say the software is malfunctioning, not the hardware. And that can be fixed with some good programmer :) And clean all the bugs, hehe. Anyway, I can hardly understand cultural or religious reasons, since I'm not religious at all. But in the end, it's a psychological thing, if there's always a reminder in the back of your head that pleasure is something you should not enjoy. That's unfortunate.
Damn my strict catholic upbringing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And sadly despite every effort to try and break out of my 'preconditioned' mould, i seem to be failing quite miserably and more worrying than ever, bordering on the brink of being called 'prim' or a 'prude'
Woe....
Saby, I still don't understand, why some religions are so anti-sex? I mean, why would God not want you happy? If two people enjoy it, they don't harm anyone. Why should God object? If he gave us the tools and the brains to feel the pleasure, it would be pretty mean not to use them, right? ;) It's more of a cultural and sociological issue, I think, not purely religious, although everything's intertwined. Anyway, relax girl! You're gorgeous and young, you should have great sex and enjoy it without gilt. Think about this next time when you do it and not your mum. Maybe it'll help.
This was another installment of Dr. Sex a.k.a. MKL :-P
Good nite.
Well said dear and i totally agree. I think all those loser priests came up with all those stupid opinions and rules about sex just cos they're not allowed to get any....those jealous celibate bastards!!!!
Maybe hes just not that much into you?
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Well if that's the case, then why keep coming back for more...and more...and more....
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Well it really doesn't take much to turn a guy on. Seriously. So i would think it's more psychological then physical. If he's coming back for more then he's definitely attracted to you (and by god who wouldn't be!) so cant be that. Maybe you intimidate him Sabs
Awww u are just too sweet *muackz*
But you know if a man cant get it up cos it's due to some psychological thingy, we really wish they would just tell us or talk to us about...so we wont have to deal with the awkwardness
Hell even if it's physical, that should be communicated cos as MKL put it, everything can be ixed!
Does he smoke or drink a lot? Neither is good for mens performance - a little helps - a lot is fatal...
Too much smoking affects it as well???? Really?? Never knew that...but then again i dont know too many facts about wieners :p
OK well now, there could be all sorts of reasons the equipment can malfunction. Is he under stress? Is he depressed? Is he anxious? In younger men impotence is most likely mental so he has to figure out what is wrong and emotionally unclog his instrument so to speak.
As for dumping him, well if he's not getting it done then it's going to be more and more of an issue moving forward. Sex is an important part of a relationship and it damn well better be good and plentiful.
Yee Wei: ED is technically when you are turned on but don't get a full salutation. But there are instances when some men find they cannot be properly turned on (regular occurrence not a once-off)and that may need the assistance of a counselor, not an urologist.
Ricardo : "...emotionally unclog hsi instrument..."
Hahahahahahaha
I like that line. I think a lot of men out there should emotionally unclog their instruments!
Boobs : Broekn wiener ir not, most men could do with a counsellor...lol!!!!
God i'm beginning to sound more and more like a man-hater
Anucia Chacko is having a good laugh reading these comments!
Sabrina is worried cos Anucia Chacko is now referring to herself in the third person....
Has all the marriage planning finally driven you to the brink of insanity? lol!!! Or is that just an after-effect of dating vickna?? Hahahahahahahahaha
I kill me....
Visithra : I soo agree with you babes. Some people may think we're being shallow and all, but i truly believe that the physical aspects of a relationship is just as important as everything else. If that makes me sound like a horny cow then so be it....
years ago in high school i dated a guy who was so damn good looking. i mean, all the chicks wanted this guy. he was freakin' gorgeous, had his own ski boat, a hot shot car and charming as all hell in his read sunglasses (look, it was many years ago)... man he was the whole package! in his case, the trouble wasn't failure to launch it was more of structural issue. he was about 3 inches long at best. did i mention that the skiing was great? :-)
ZOMG!!!! 3 inches???? You've got to be kidding!!!!! I have a friend who...umm...'suffers' from the same situation but i console him by telling him that perhaps it really is very long but most of it is embedded in his body....lol!!!
Thank god the skiing was great huh *wink*
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