Sunday, December 27, 2009

G-Spot Amplification

I accidentally* stumbled upon this site

Supposed to be some collagen they inject to augment the g-spot so you get enhanced sexual arousal!

For the idiot men out there who are totally clueless, the G-Spot or Grafenburg Spot is the spot or area located on the women's vagina, that when stimulated, can lead to powerful orgasms.

Now there has been much debate over where the exact spot is but i personally feel that it is different for each woman.



But the point is, you better make it your business to find out your woman's g-spot cos once you do, there's a high likelihood you'll get return invitations.

Most men are just so totally clueless as to the workings and even the anatomy of the vah-jay-jay that they can spend hours 'working' a certain spot or a few spots when they really should have been doing all that at least 2 or 3 inches to the left! And it might only have taken them 10 mins tops to get the girl off. Honestly sometimes you don't know whether to smack the guy or to just fall asleep while he's at it.

A woman doesn't get 'off' just because you're caressing her there....just as with men where pressure, grip and speed (not necessarily fast) are vital, we need a certain rhythm to it....a certain kind of touch . Don't 'attack' us like you haven't eaten for months...but don't touch us in a way that conveys you're afraid you might catch an infection either.

See i would employ the same philosophy used in war.
Study every aspect of your opponent meticulously if you want to come out victorious. And of course here victory means pleasuring your partner to the point that he/she passes-out......out of sheer ecstasy.......and not how most men think where victory means getting yourselves off and in the quickest manner possible (i'm sure we've all been exposed to the 'minute-man'!!).

But i do concede that finding the elusive g-spot can be tricky. But i also think that once you find it and keep 'worshipping' at it, the return-rewards will be more than worth it.
We women like to show our gratitude in the most inventive ways possible *wink* :p

Good luck guys!



*i really don't go around looking for ways to amplify my g-spot...i swear!

15 comments:

MKL said...

I believe the global warming and the g-spot are myths. Now, I'm still not 100% sure about global warming :P

Anyway, never sought the g-spot, however always made the girl twitch and shake. Maybe I was lucky, haha..

Great post ;)

sabrina said...

LOL! Thanks babe...i love the way you said it...."twitch and shake"

Hahahahaha!

Petals of a Daisy said...

I couldn't help laughing my ass off. such a true post :)
you're one of a kind, saby! ;)

sabrina said...

*Blush* Thank you dear

p/s : Are u my student????

nursemyra said...

I'm wondering if MKL knows the difference between an epileptic fit and a female's orgasm....

;-)

sabrina said...

LOL!!! Oh Nurse dear you are a riot!!! Almost fell of my chair cos i was laughing so hard. Hahahahahahaha

Too bad Bananas is on leave....would love to hear his reaction to this.

King of Scurf said...

A thoughtful woman might consider having that useful diagram tattooed onto her lower abdomen - then the chaps could easily refer to it in times of need.

Gorilla Bananas said...

Hello Saby, I'm back. It's a lot like prospecting for oil, isn't it? You've got to get your drilling equipment in the right place if you want to strike a gusher. Safety goggles are advisable.

sabrina said...

King : LOL!!!!!!!!!! Oh God you are a riot!!!!!! I'll be sure to put up that notice on my tattoo blog!!! Hahahahahaha

GB : Hurrah you're back!!!! Oil drilling huh? You couldn't have said it better my hairy friend :p

Kitkat said...

I need a better view. Videos maybe? :p Just kidding. G-Spot is always a myth but I think it's not now. Not after you told us where it is. :)

sabrina said...

Oh dude!!! Unfortunately there ain't enough money or alcohol in the world that would make it possible for you to get a 'video' of it :p

Thanks for dropping by

King of Scurf said...

Late breaking news.....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8439000.stm

sabrina said...

ZOMG!!! Surely is a lie!!!

King of Scurf said...

True or not, this is the kind of research I'd like to get involved in.

sabrina said...

To 'poke' and 'prod' the subjects??? I bet you would you naughty man! *spank* LOL!!!!