Waiting....

Why am i still affected.....by you
So much....
I want my treadmill
Pop-off already will ya

Believe it or not, we're humans too

PLEASE STOP KILLING US 

INDIAN AND MENTALLY ILL 

PEOPLE

Robin Williams! Destroys President Bush

This had me laughing out loud!! Robin Williams is just in a different class....along with Billy Connolly. Spent the whole weekend watching one Youtube video after another :)

Also you may have noticed that i've now changed my name to Ninja. 

Now as every Ninja worth her shuriken would tell you, we prefer to keep our identity and 'superpowers' a secret. Although let's be honest, one look at me and you can soo tell! However i will be starting a new job next week as a lecturer and i don't want my students finding my blog. That happened the last time during my cussing and boozing days and i was quite mortified. 

So i thought best to change it........will be easier to bitch about their antics :) 

Enjoy!

Law of Karma vs. Time

A friend of mine sent me this. So obvious and yet so true.....and something i have to keep reminding myself over and over again thanks to my inherent love for all things evil and ultimate dream of achieving demonhood ;p

When a bird is alive....it eats ants

When the bird is dead....the ants eat the bird

Time and Circumstances can change at any time

Don't devalue or hurt anyone in life

You may be powerful today.....but remember

TIME is more powerful than you

One tree makes a million match sticks

But when the time comes

Only one match stick is needed to burn a million trees

So be good and do good

:)


Hope you guys have a great week ahead

Pep Guardiola : Unrivaled

3 La Liga titles

2 Champions League trophies

2 Club World Championships

3 Spanish Super Cups

2 UEFA Super Cups

1 Copa del Rey

Fifa Ballon d'Or Best Coach 2011-2012

......and all in just 4 years!
Not the 'Special One'......but The Greatest One!


You will be sorely missed!
Hurry home....


http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/oliver-holt-on-pep-guardiola-leaving-808216


Ser del Barça és el millor que hi ha!

The Convocation

So my convocation is this weekend and i have decided not to go. My friends, lecturers and family members are upset by my decision but i am actually happy or rather indifferent about it

During my undergrad, it was of course such a big deal, with it being the first time i was attending a convocation and all. And then when you come out you have your friends, juniors, seniors and family members all waiting to give you bouquets of roses, wonderful presents and take pictures with you. I mean you really feel like a total rock star!

But truth be told, the ceremony itself is boring as arse and a total snoozefest! We don't have anyone giving any inspiring speeches or anything (probably because we don't have any inspiring people here to begin with!). Just straight to the scroll presentation. Oh and before that is of course the drama of getting ready and trying to put the damn robe on...i swear there is a specific skill to this! And you have to rush through the bloody traffic jam outside and inside campus just to make sure you are there on time or the little napoleon's won't let you into the hall. Meanwhile you also have to make sure your parents are taken to the hall in one peace!

So do i really want to go through all that again??
Hell no!


The fact of the matter is, i just don't see what the big deal is. I hate the fact that my parents have a picture of me in my undergrad convo gown hung on the wall.....i think it's just soo boastful and so typically Indian, as if trying to tell the world of their children's achievements. Although to give credit to my parents, well my mum at least, she never boasts about her children like most other typical Indians would do ("My son is doing medicine you know"....."My daughter is studying in blah blah fucking blah....that is an Ivy League University you know"....all said with the same arrogance).
So yeah.....i don't want another picture on the wall.

I am very very grateful to all my friends, lecturers, family members and little angels along the way who helped me along this very difficult and trying journey. And I am proud of myself for everything i have been through and for having come this far despite all the numerous obstacles.
But let's just leave it at that.......I already feel like a rockstar :)
Just give me the roses and my presents :))

Going Commando

So Miley Cyrus is the latest celeb caught flashing her cha cha at the paps....following in the footsteps of Britney, Lindsay and a slew of lesser known D-list celebs.

While there may be some who flash on purpose just to get some press (all press is good press and all that...), i think they are those who are just innocent 'victims' here.

I mean i myself have been almost guilty of such a thing! Not of flashing people, but 'almost' going out without any panties on. When i'm dressing up for a night out, i usually try on several tops and bottoms in the nude before i make my choice. This is usually because the type of underwear i put on would be dependent on the type of bottoms i have on....

Low-slung jeans = hipster panties
Tight-fitting pants/skirt = g-string panties/ seamless panties
Hipster pants = hipster g-string/seamless panties

Etc etc

How i WISH we could just be like men and not care about VPL ( that's Visible Panty Line dah-lings..) but alas our own sex would totally crucify us should we commit such a crime! Women really can be so catty when it comes to how another woman dresses up!
I am totally guilty of this as well by the way :p

And since i am more often than not in a rush trying to get ready, i've found myself, on numerous occasions,  halfway to the front gate when i suddenly realize that i don't in fact have any panties on!!! You might be wondering how i could possible not realize that my nether regions are not covered, but in my defense, most panties nowadays are so thin and made from the sheerest of fabrics that you feel like you're not wearing anything at all anyway!


And then we come to the 'architecture' of the panties itself.

While men may find this appealing, i say try wearing it for a few hours then see how you still feel about it. My guess is they'll still find it appealing :p

G-strings, thongs, tangas etc etc....in no universe (Narnia, Middle Earth and so on..) is it comfortable having a tight string stretched across your arse! So i don't blame these celebs for opting to go commando instead...... Heck give me the option and i would be running around commando all the time!


So what I say is until you've literally walked a mile in a g-string, you really shouldn't judge :))